Bother My Askbox?

  • 1: What color are your socks?
  • 2: Have you ever lied about your age? Why?
  • 3: What is something you regret in the past month?
  • 4: Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 5: When was the last time you wrote someone a letter on paper?
  • 6: How old were you when you first learned how to ride a bike? Who taught you?
  • 7: Do you get along with your parents? Why or why not?
  • 8: What’s your favorite season?
  • 9: Do you currently like someone?
  • 10: Have you ever used an Ouija board?
  • 11: What’s the last song you sang?
  • 12: What’s your favorite scent?
  • 13: What’s your favorite urban legend?
  • 14: What’s a bad habit that you have?
  • 15: What’s a strange habit that you have?
  • 16: What’s the first instrument that you learned to play?
  • 17: How would you describe your ‘type?’
  • 18: Would you rather stay in or go out?
  • 19: What was the last thing you said to your mom?
  • 20: Do you want to get married someday?
  • 21: Have you ever snuck out?
  • 22: Can you sing well?
  • 23: What’s an embarrassing thing that happened this week?
  • 24: When was the last time you went sledding?
  • 25: Have you ever/do you liked someone you know you can never be with?
  • 26: Do people often mispronounce your name?
  • 27: Would you like to live in another country?
  • 28: Do you like to watch ghost-hunting shows?
  • 29: Who was the last person you said you loved to?
  • 30: What’s something you’d like to be better at?
  • 31: Have you ever stayed up to talk to someone who was sad?
  • 32: What was the last thing you cooked?
  • 33: Do you think you would make a good parent?
  • 34: Do you have trouble sleeping at night?
  • 35: Where is your best friend right now?
  • 36: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
  • 37: How late do you usually stay up at night?
  • 38: When was the last time you cried and why?
  • 39: Have you ever won a contest?
  • 40: Can you draw well?
  • 41: Would you ever date someone you met on Tumblr/the internet?
  • 42: What was the last thing you ate?
  • 43: Do you think you’re/you’d make a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
  • 44: Have you ever had a near-death experience?
  • 45: What do you think people think of you?
  • 46: What is your middle name and do you like it?
  • 47: Are you close with either of your parents?
  • 48: Do you like yourself?
  • 49: State five facts about your appearance –
  • 50: State five facts about your personality –
babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

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"Aloha!”

"Aloha!”

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zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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drag0n-r0ad:

 

directorlazard:

rapeculturerealities:

fuckyeahifightlikeagirl:

sweetsugaryshock:

beben-eleben:

For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

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sabrinavandemaas-weightloss:

weareallmedie:

scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me

the con artist was the one that got me. I wish I could’ve seen the look on the vet’s face when they figured it out.

omg too funny! i need them all! the one with the leg is the best!

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joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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I gave in

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

regretproduced:

I finally followed ultrafacts I couldn’t resist anymore I’m sorry

Welcome! Say goodbye to your social life one post at a time :)

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If you aren’t following Ultrafacts WHY

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