Real talk

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

(via worldinfrontofnyx)

ranchinggal:

exercise is hard wah…

(via second-left-to-alter-fate)

kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

(via second-left-to-alter-fate)

suctioning:

sociallivesareoverratedanyway:

you know she dead

rip

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via worldinfrontofnyx)

ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

(Source: sirearnestporkchop, via worldinfrontofnyx)


We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.

We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.

(Source: fyspringfield.com, via second-left-to-alter-fate)